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The Last Patriot

Singles Handball Tournament

September 7th, 2024 at 8:30am

Presented By: Carlos Stanza, Carlos Torres & Tommy Pantojas

"As a sovereign people, we shun the concept of kings or queens. Nevertheless, the fortunate victor of this tournament shall be bestowed with the title of King of New England for one year's time."

Deadline for registration is 8/3/24 at 11:59pm



The victor of this esteemed tournament shall be crowned and earn the title of King of New England for one year's time. He shall keep the crown forever after 2 consecutive TLP wins.*


All competitors must reside within the confines of one of these New England states: Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, and New Hampshire. 


This tournament shall be conducted in adherence to regulations set forth by the USHA, which shall govern the comportment and gameplay of all contenders. Eye protection is mandatory.


The most splendidly attired Patriot shall be determined by the citizenry and presented with a delightful reward. Remote observers shall be permitted to cast their ballot as well.

The battle for New England shall take place in Stratford, Connecticut

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