The Last Patriot
Singles Handball Tournament
September 7th, 2024 at 8:30am
Presented By: Carlos Stanza, Carlos Torres & Tommy Pantojas
"As a sovereign people, we shun the concept of kings or queens. Nevertheless, the fortunate victor of this tournament shall be bestowed with the title of King of New England for one year's time."
Deadline for registration is 8/13/24 at 11:59pm
CORONATION
The victor of this esteemed tournament shall be crowned and earn the title of King of New England for one year's time. He shall keep the crown forever after 2 consecutive TLP wins.*
LOCATION
All competitors must reside within the confines of one of these New England states: Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, and New Hampshire.
REGULATION
This tournament shall be conducted in adherence to regulations set forth by the USHA, which shall govern the comportment and gameplay of all contenders. Eye protection is mandatory.
UNIFORM
The most splendidly attired Patriot shall be determined by the citizenry and presented with a delightful reward. Remote observers shall be permitted to cast their ballot as well.